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I didn't mention that the building was having a Dead Ends and i passed through just because of my luck. The Dead Ends there had Deadly Traps, which you can't escape.

I didn't mention that the building was having a Dead Ends and i passed through just because of my luck. The Dead Ends there had Deadly Traps, which you can't escape.

Say what you will but zombies and small enclosed areas would have to be a constant for me,
and a multitude of injuries ensue.

I caused the end of the world with some super powers I had, it was a "semi-lucid" dream, I knew it was a dream and I knew what was going on but I'm sad I couldn't control this awesome dream (not the end of the world just the powers lmao)

I had a nightmare the other day that I was sitting in a chair at one of my old office jobs.

My coworkers were talking loudly about how excited they were about their favorite reality shows. American Idol was mentioned every several seconds.

...it was awful. It gives me the chills.

I woke up to see a cannibal gnome worship fire as my father warned me about it. Because I didnt listen, I waved at the gnome, and he told me to shoo. I blacked out, and awoke in my bed, and tried to scream. All that came out was a demonic noise as I saw my dad lying in a pool or urine, rolling around it like a pig in mud. My brother was the only sensible one, listening to me and acting serious to the horrific situation we were in, until a black fog came and red appeared around the corners of my eyes. I awoke for real, only to see that I had a spasm and couldn't stop nodding my head. Then I ejaculated blood. That's why I never sleep anymore.

sames

My last dream I was running from Freddy Krueger, and then he caught up to me and he told me he didn't want to kill me. So then we became friends and had tea together. Then I woke up. XD

What a nice post.

So, no dreaming last night unfortunately. Sometime the night before or maybe the night before that Idk. But, last I remember I was in a casino and a Johnny Lee Hooker song was playing over the intercom and I commented to this guy (who was apparently a friend I knew. In the logic of the dream it felt that way anywho) how I thought this music was way ahead of its time. He dissagreed and said it sounded pretty modern and I was just like (jokingly of course) oh, whatever. You're a mainstreamer anyway. He then asked "what's wrong with that?' and I said "not much, it's just kind of prevents you from standing out is all and you wanna be popular right?" Then he said of course." "Well?", I replied and he just nodded. I repeated the question again and he continued to nod over and over again. There was suddenly an eruption of a mob that tore the place apart piece by piece. After getting a closer look I realized that it was the zoo of monkeys from Canada that I saw in a video before. One guy shouted "Apes with down syndrome!" and apparently they did have down syndrome and were biting everyone on the head to give them the disability too. I told my friend we had to get out of here now! But he just continually kept nodding, this time muttering "mm hmm" in a tone of annoyance. I was speechless at his stupidity. Finally, as I started to run and drag him by the collar out with me, a monkey jumped on me from behind. It's face was so bizzare looking. It had fangs that looked like the baby if Neil Diamond had sex with a european mail box. My friend finally got so pissed at me for screaming in fear that he screamed in my ear with a megaphone. Then the monkey jumped him, he cought the down syndrome. and next thing I knew I was locked in a room with him and a black rapist and they came at me slowly with their arms in the air like zombies. Then I woke up and fed my cat to take my mind off of it, but at the same time I was still trying to process what happened. That's nothing on a daily basis though. I've had way more disturbing dreams than that! I don't know if you or the readers will be able to handle those though. Maybe another day. This isn't the appropriate place. Let alone the story I did tell. Just soak that sucker in for a while...

it's soaking

To understand my dream, you need a bit of my history. My family moved around alot (Still do, sadly...) and there was a point where we lived in an apartment complex, but that was a long time ago...Which is why I don't have ANY idea why I'm still dreaming about that place.
Anyways, the last dream I had, I was chilling in front of my old friend and childish crush Taylor's apartment building, like building G, or H, or something like that. Me and her were talking, having fun, just hanging out, then this huge semi truck (I don't even know how it fit in the parking lot, really) came at us, Taylor and me jumped out of the way, the semi crashed into the building, and this deranged looking psychopathic truck driver jumped out and chased me inside, no idea where Taylor went. Probably ran away or something, this guy was that scary looking. Anyways, the psycho truck driver cornered me in the building's upstairs hallway, then started choking me and stabbing me with a knife. No idea where the knife came from. Anyways, I woke up with a loud gasp after that, and my dad was still up, so we talked and laughed about it.
Bad dreams are joke fuel for me, I'm messed up like that.

...Do I get a cookie now?

you get a knife to the gut

I became best friends with Miley Cyrus, then later on she was giving out autographs so I went in line to get her autograph and my friends didn't believe that I was friends with her, and the line was SO FREAKING LONG so I went and ate a taco.

(This dream happened last night.)

was the taco good?

i had a dream like I'm in the madness world. there a big scary house and i walked in, suddenly the floor crack and i saw a modern AAHW base under it. I jumped down, killed an agent then stole a gun and shot every employees. I opened up a door and i saw a golden dragon sword, some how i feel cold when I walk near it i reached my hand to get it but then i woke up... i think: how did i felt cold when it was a dream

well this happened like a year and a half ago.

I was volunteer as a teacher in a program in wich a group of mostly 5 persons went to diferent areas of the country to give classes to kids who can't go to school, during this time we had to travel to those areas and make a living in their schools (yeah sounds weird, maybe i can't explaint as i wish because inglish is not my primary lenguage) so we had to sleep in there, in the stay i met a girl with who i was going to sleep with all the time (not sleep like sex, but that dosen't mean i didn't wanted to).

So that night she was cuddling me when i fall sleep, in my dream i was skating in a place that i use to go regularly until the fuckers put fences, and i was like ok dreaming but suddenly this guys came to me running and punch me in the face, i fell from the skate and said WTF!, see those dudes to the face and realise they where some kids i went in kinder garden with (but like almost 2 mtrs tall now) and they started chocking me, I started to get blackened vision but regain strenght and jump from the floor to start chocking them with 1 hand each......... at that moment I just jumped from the "floor-bed" with hands far extended and sending the girl far away.

I did my best to explain it but man, I rarely write in english.

i think the horrible english is what makes it hilarious

Watched Inception. Then dreamed it. Never thought i could waste my time by sleeping. meh.

My dream is this I wake up in a boat and my little sister is there and she say's "get up we have to go" and I say "where?" and then she just repeat's what she said so I get up and I follow her but just as I step off the boat I'm in a town and my sister's gone and there isn't even anyone in the town so I go around the town yelling out my sister's name but she's not here and then I hear a noise like a cup hitting a wood floor and I turn around to see what fell and then the town is full of people and they're all looking at me like i'm crazed or I have a disease and whenever I try to ask them if they had seen my sister they just look away from me and it go's on like that for a bit then everyone just disappears and then I see my sister in the middle of the town just standing there looking at something on the ground and as I move toward's her she turn's to look at me (this is where it get's really weird) and she's bleeding from her eye's and she's got a sword (yes a sword not a knife a sword) in her hand like stabbed in her hand not holding it it's IN her hand and then just when I get to her to try and help her i'm in a forest with a baby in my hand's and when I try to look at the baby it try's to claw my eye's out and that's when I wake up. )= do you think i'm crazy?

i think we're all crazy

I dreamt it was raining and I could basically control friction. I can push off against the ground to get faster, but apparently I can't slow down. I just kept running, overtaking cars and running away from the police (for some reason). If I died, (fell into a river or hit a wall or something) I would just respawn back at the "start". I woke up by trying to punch something, but IRL I punched the corner of my desk. Not really my last dream, just the latest and most awesome one I could remember.

that would make a great vidya game

well, currently I a waiting for a package, and i dreamt that i received the package.

WHAT IS IN THIS PACKAGE. I NEED TO KNOW.

I dreamed I kept waking up and looking at the clock. Then I noticed the clock had weird nonsensical times that changed every time I blinked. I realized I was dreaming and used telekinesis to move shit around my room haha. Then I went flying.

Had a hard time realizing when I was finally awake because I kept waking up in my dream... Must have happened 10 times in a row, I'm not even exaggerating...

i dreamed about using necromancy

I dreamed that I was in a zombie apocalypse,but i remember only the last part of my dream.

Me and four people , 2 guys and 2 girls , one of the guys was a random strong person and the other guy was Mark from Tellttale's Walking Dead , and the 2 girls were again , just some random girls , we were in under a collapsed building and there was water , like after a rain , we've found a
rectangular stone with a wooden helm , we had to rotate the helm to open an near elevator , so we can escape , then a bunch of zombies came after us , we had to make a stand , while Mark was rotating the helm. During the stand , the 2 girls told us that they were bitten , the other guy put a girls in a cell , and i smashed the other girl's head with a baseball bat (I don't know why I just did it) and no one reacted about that.
OK,then the elevator opened , but the other guy didn't made it because the doors closed automatically when I and Mark entered the elevator,then the elevator stopped , and I saw some sort of...per dor or something like that on the elevator's wall but it was big , we could fit throught it , I went first but then that zombie female from TT TWD from Clem's house entered the elevator via emergency exit and ate Mark , my legs got stucked in that pet door a bit , but i managed to free then I climbed to the top on the elevator's support cables , there were many survivors but for 1 minute i had an hallucination that they were zombies and I almost kicked the nearest girl , but she dodged my hit , and then the hallucination was gone , I've told her that i'm sorry and that i had hallucination because i played Dead Island a year ago and there was a rooftop full of zombies just like we were , but it really wasn't , then she told me that she played it too , now one year and then she asked me if I came with a 7th or 8th grade boy , I said no and then she said "Oh,what a shame!" Then i walked away and I woke up , it was the best dream ever.
(Sorry if you don't know the TWD game or the characters , because maybe some of you didn't played it but I recomend you to play it if you didn't aldready because it is a very good game.)

i was flying. at first i thought it was a plane, but it was not. i knew my altitude despite not having a meter. it was about 100000. it looked like dawn, but there were no stars, nor land. it felt serene.

xoxo

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